May 2013
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I hate children.
The crown on my front tooth (the one that took a...
The crown on my front tooth (the one that took a month to get from start to finish) just broke. I hate everything.
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Wait a second...
elemesy:
Remember in “The God Complex ” when the Doctor looked in the room that held his greatest fear?
He looked in the room and said
“Who else?”
WHO ELSE
WHO
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John Oliver: An 83 year old nun successfully broke into a Tennessee depleted uranium storage facility...
Andy Zaltzman: (Breaks into hysterics)
John Oliver: Yes...yes, and that sentence isn't even over
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It’s always when I’m at that point where I am at my limit, can’t handle any more, when a friend texts me in the middle of a crisis.
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freddybenson:
gamsee:
pathetic-asshole:
64kbps:
gamsee:
what do you mean i cant name my son dorito
because thats nacho son
i feel like these funny bloggers have secret meetings to make jokes and then on tumblr “coincidentally” reply with the perfect punchline that is fairly obivous. its a conspiracy.
youre right, we’re the illuminati
icarly
I have a theory that the person who...
thelilnan:
stickittothemandria:
dampsandwich:
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
I finally understand dubstep
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outofcontextcabinquotes:
TREMBLE, PUNY MORTALS, FOR I AM SHE WHO IS KNOWN AS CALISTA FLOCKHART
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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Having a bad weekend, dermatillomania wise. Fuck this shit.
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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
theoriginalspike:
innumerablegibbons:
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday It would be funny if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit