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“Stay in school, get a good education, work hard, save up, then you can rent one...”
– Hamish to schoolboys (via elmolikeswasabi)
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I wonder how tall I'd actually be if I hadn't...
I go between 5’10” and 5’11”, so I wonder if keeping a proper posture for 25 years would make me a little taller. Maybe I could have gone between 5’11” and an even 6’.
The whole hipster trend with Native American...
I see them walking around in their Native American patterned tank tops and I just want to tell them, “You look like my grandma’s house.”
but I think that might encourage them.
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Sometimes when I'm sad, not depressed but just...
Stupid tourist shit that shouldn't make me laugh...
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Har-har-har depression depression depression and...
Quick! To the Nap Machine! Put on my armor of blankets and pillows and then GO TO WAR.
Sleep war.
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“My rabbit got out once and dug up the corpse of my sister’s hamster. If...”
– Sarah Millican
My niece learned how to crawl this week, but she...
So when she gets to a wall, she goes still, trying to figure out what to do and then just ends up falling over.
And I learned this week that it’s not acceptable to make fun of babies.
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I've quite had enough of my family, thank you very...
I can hear my mom in the kitchen, and I swear if she doesn’t clean up after herself and adds to the mountain of HER mess that’s been accumulating over the week, that I’ve been slowly putting a dent in tonight… I will finally fucking snap.
Because it’s just one more fucking thing and I can’t handle it, especially after the shit she pulled this evening.
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So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
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from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
First piece of bread in a loaf.
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I hate when my dad stays home from work.
Look, Buddy. While you’re away, there is a system in this house. Just because you stayed home, it doesn’t mean you get to mess it all up.
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