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My best friend’s grandpa’s funeral is tomorrow. I told I’d come and she said I...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:15:39 -0700

My best friend’s grandpa’s funeral is tomorrow. I told I’d come and she said I didn’t have to if it made me uncomfortable but I told her not to worry about it, I’d come.

Well, now I’m not sure I want to go. Even though it’s an open service, I feel like I’m barging into family time.

Would it make me a terrible person to back out? I’ve been having migraines all week, I could say I’ve got one.

I don’t know… I met the man maybe twice, but he was so important to my friend. I DON’T KNOW.

stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:02:06 -0700

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

It’s okay, because you graduate and then you can become friends.

macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:47:48 -0700

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:41:22 -0700

thesociallyawkwardasian: ‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:35:23 -0700

thesociallyawkwardasian:

‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:31:54 -0700

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:22:18 -0700

definitelydope: By Monika Ottehenning I don’t know who...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:20:35 -0700

definitelydope:

By Monika Ottehenning

I don’t know who she is, but I’m adding her to the list of people who are so pretty it makes me angry.

mentalflossr: 10 Historical Titans With Surprising Tattoos

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:10:51 -0700

mentalflossr:

10 Historical Titans With Surprising Tattoos

rubdown: JUST AN IMPORTANT VIDEO FULL OF SURPRISES

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:05:47 -0700

rubdown:

JUST AN IMPORTANT VIDEO FULL OF SURPRISES

guajeo: lascocks: excessunrated: sealprinceling: “Actual...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:57:51 -0700

guajeo:

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS

The funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

completelycumberbatched: diiscolemonade: combeferrethesciencegu...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:03:22 -0700

completelycumberbatched:

diiscolemonade:

combeferrethescienceguy:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

I read it in bass clef and spent too much time trying to figure out what the hell was so inspirational about ecddcbg.

hauntingly beautiful.

So touching *sniff*

I was reading it as 2 words and was so ridiculously confused.

My marimo moss ball split!

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:20:00 -0700

stfusexists: lagertha-lodbrok: racialicious: Oh SNAP! can...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:18:54 -0700

stfusexists:

lagertha-lodbrok:

racialicious:

Oh SNAP!

can we all collectively shit on dawkins? it would be amazing.

That is the most amazing response I have ever seen.